gilcreasejeremyp's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Government work]

You see, due to my tuberculosis I'm unable to throw rock into a kumquat farm to pay my respects to harambe and as a result I must eat bologna for three years seven day and 22 hours so that I can train for my next gun eating contest in Hungary but last week it was sadly shut down because my uncle farted on my uncles brothers cousins car and because of that I'm now charged with 115 counts of grand larceny and I cannot leave until I'm able to play McDonald on a bag pipe using my butthole yet I can play despacito on my stolen hot wheels Macintosh but my toe has a fungus so I will not be able to mow the driveway yet I can eat hamburgers for 3.99 cents and 5 years old car sniffing and from my calculation I will be able to steal the 1970's limited edition mickey mouse lunchbox I lost after punching a chandelier in the middle of a JC Penny on a teusday morning but luckily I was able to afford enough bananas to sel to joe biden so that i can finally eat carrots on Wednesday but I sniff shaquel o'neals farts and I died from ligma.

[Five Years at Freddy's]

five years at federal prison in Siberia. my cousin played that game

[Serving a Customer]

i ate a slice of bacon the cried because my great uncle is an eye drop container and as a result i have turned into a shampoo bottle due to my ever growing collection of cheese wheels i have illegally bought from Barcelonia because my best friends uncles doctors roommate has diabetes and as a result i can not use vending machines in the southernmost prefecture of japan along with my many charges of public breathing on cars, i am now sentenced to three years in a Latvian prison where i must brush depressed toddlers teeth every week on a train to china.

[got cut off a bit]

lol you got that right bro

[M-Bot_Chick]

well it represents mbot well, always shitting on you. its like those cops who think they,re the heroes, but they're just assholes

[Fenneko]

loved the show, but season 4 ended terribly, the fact that retsuko unleashed a beam of "metal energy" makes no sense and is super of course from its realistic slice of life romance basis. but great show. but other than that your drawing is pretty damn good, excellent lighting and shading.